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// 2002-08-26
things i forgot:
- the wine buzz from friday wore off and now i'm crabby about my job again. why shouldn't i be crabby? i'm a puppet, after all. that's right, a fucking puppet.
- i haven't washed my hair in over a week so it's starting to really smell like hair.
- i slept alone in my apartment saturday night and was great. i didn't even need to take any drugs.
- i ran out of toilet paper this weekend and was too lazy to go to the store saturday night, so i used some old cocktail napkins stolen from a bar in new york city. i don't even want to think about how gross that is.
- i'm going to learn french for my trip solely from stereo total lyrics. i'll only be able to talk about major highways, the holiday inn, and how i'm a poop and a kleptomaniac, but i'll sound so cool.
before
// after