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makeup statistics // 2003-02-17

there is a girl who works on my floor, and every time i see her in the bathroom she is putting on makeup. i mean this, every time. i wonder, is it just coincidence that every time i see her she is putting on makeup? or does she really put on makeup every time she goes to the bathroom? it could be that we cross paths, for example, a quarter of the time we both go to the bathroom. if that's true, then she is either always putting on makeup every time she goes to the bathroom, or in a bizarre coincidence, she only puts on makeup a quarter of the time she goes to the bathroom, but i'm seeing her every time. or maybe the question is, why am i in the bathroom so much?

this all made me realize that i haven't bothered to put on any makeup for almost two months.

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