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joe ex-boyfriend // 2003-02-18

i have exactly three more things to say:

1. today i am sporting what one might call a slamming ass.
2. i've decided that i innately trust people who do jigsaw puzzles. and also people who eat egg salad sandwiches.
3. did you know that charles darwin sailed around the world on a ship call the HMS Beagle when he was collecting fossils, studying all the different species he found, and formulating his theory of evolution? boy, i would love to sail around the world on a ship called the HMS Beagle, too. if i ever have a boat that's what i'm going to name it.

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the surprise ending to joe millionaire was shocking, sure, but not nearly as shocking as seeing a guy i dated being interviewed on the street in NY about joe millionaire during the finale. in a room full of people i know not-so-well, i blurted out "oh my god! i used to date that guy!" when i saw james' face on the television.

i then proceeded to blush and immediately downed two very full glasses of red wine.

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