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2007-01-11 - new year, new project
2006-10-15 - home at last
2006-09-01 - china, ho!
2006-08-05 - shwoop!
2006-07-31 - atom in my heart
2006-07-24 - happy birthday to me!
2006-02-06 - done
2005-12-31 - 2005 favorite movies
2005-12-29 - loo loo loo
2005-12-21 - blip
2005-12-06 - where is my head?
2005-11-16 - huh?
2005-11-08 - election magic
2005-11-02 - antm smack talk
2005-10-31 - trick or treat
2005-10-25 - la la la
2005-10-19 - four wishes
2005-10-10 - happy time
2005-09-27 - disappointment and self pity
2005-09-26 - oink
2005-09-22 - minimiam
2005-09-17 - two lists
2005-08-28 - antm
2005-08-28 - movies 2
2005-08-24 - apathy schmapathy
2005-08-06 - house notes
2005-07-23 - roar
2005-07-12 - personal bests
2005-06-29 - corpse flower
2005-06-23 - hi-diddly-ho neighborinos
2005-06-20 - you're it
2005-06-15 - three good things
2005-06-14 - house
2005-06-10 - at last
2005-05-31 - as opposed to shirts with holes
2005-05-23 - red carpet!
2005-05-19 - a bow of rain
2005-05-13 - nice things
2005-05-10 - pithy
2005-04-27 - no one here can love or understand me
2005-04-23 - xiang hua hot shit
2005-04-20 - story night
2005-04-16 - the lost dog of passover
2005-04-13 - slow skate, couple skate, all skate
2005-04-05 - schmarcassonne
2005-04-03 - good & bad
2005-03-31 - american wife beater
2005-03-30 - oregon coast adventures
2005-03-20 - powerbook
2005-03-19 - ass laundry
2005-03-17 - snoo-snoo
2005-03-16 - uncool afternoon
2005-03-15 - cleanliness and poopliness
2005-03-09 - retraction?
2005-03-07 - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2005-02-25 - query
2005-02-24 - eee!
2005-02-20 - you just got effed in the a
2005-02-12 - puppies explained
2005-02-08 - puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies PUPPIES!
2005-02-07 - music meme
2005-02-06 - will the sweat ever come?
2005-01-31 - dreamy weekend
2005-01-21 - i can't believe i gave my panties to a geek
2005-01-18 - monkeys monkeys ted and alice
2005-01-11 - shit head
2005-01-07 - knock yourself out
2004-12-31 - top ten
2004-12-30 - we're all going to die
2004-12-27 - carcassonne
2004-12-23 - and i don't have TB
2004-12-16 - time travel curry
2004-12-15 - moominwish
2004-12-10 - tummy
2004-12-02 - i heart...
2004-11-28 - it's time for a drink
2004-11-20 - lord of the fruit flies
2004-11-14 - ho, ho, holy
2004-11-11 - itunes list
2004-11-03 - roots
2004-11-01 - senseless list
2004-10-20 - squash shapes
2004-10-17 - cold, wet, and tired
2004-10-13 - cupcake porn
2004-10-04 - my rapture
2004-09-28 - -
2004-09-25 - 1:01
2004-09-18 - the fair
2004-09-17 - puddle of fudge
2004-09-16 - fudge tunnel
2004-09-15 - nice thing
2004-09-10 - skirt sorting
2004-09-07 - grumpy old man
2004-09-03 - leisure
2004-08-27 - wishes
2004-08-26 - crazy
2004-08-23 - fruit fly
2004-08-10 - summary
2004-07-24 - 30!
2004-07-16 - friday list
2004-07-12 - grumpy
2004-07-07 - flibbertygibbit
2004-07-06 - suckers
2004-06-28 - i'll be with you in 8 or 9 minutes
2004-06-21 - and so summer break begins...
2004-06-18 - sleepy
2004-06-17 - dizzy
2004-06-12 - on biking
2004-06-07 - dessert porn
2004-06-05 - we're so meta crazy!
2004-05-29 - lullaby for tomorrow
2004-05-27 - vodka
2004-05-19 - baaaaaaah
2004-05-18 - pee foot
2004-05-08 - double goodness
2004-05-08 - dizzy
2004-05-05 - self-involed rant
2004-05-01 - strait
2004-04-30 - sweet pee
2004-04-27 - alpha soixante
2004-04-24 - ffffffllllllaaaaaaxxxxxx
2004-04-23 - dirty girl
2004-04-17 - it's the upturned collars, vans, and shaggy hair
2004-04-12 - prune
2004-04-09 - delicious
2004-03-27 - spring break 2004!
2004-03-26 - bang bang
2004-03-24 - li'l list
2004-03-22 - oom-pah-pah
2004-03-19 - just because
2004-03-16 - butt double
2004-03-12 - eh
2004-03-05 - city snob story
2004-03-01 - mini chocolate bundt cakes for all!
2004-02-25 - notorious a.r.a.
2004-02-16 - beep burp
2004-02-13 - so pooped
2004-02-05 - yin exhaustion?
2004-01-31 - cornbread and needles
2004-01-23 - bad nose, bad!
2004-01-19 - sigh
2004-01-14 - spew
2004-01-08 - the sparrow
2004-01-07 - mmmm
2004-01-06 - winter storm warning
2003-12-31 - straffe hendrick, mille bornes, snow, triplets
2003-12-29 - like a pink cloud of prettiness
2003-12-18 - xoxo
2003-12-15 - what a difference a week makes
2003-12-07 - governing vessel
2003-12-02 - good intentions
2003-12-01 - baby baby, where did our love go?
2003-11-22 - i literally stink
2003-11-19 - takedown! reversal!
2003-11-15 - confessions
2003-11-09 - cabo, dude
2003-11-07 - bum bum bum bidee bum
2003-10-29 - hipster or retarded?
2003-10-28 - to get you through
2003-10-25 - screaming, bloody head
2003-10-21 - cake in my tummy
2003-10-17 - stupid, stupid death
2003-10-12 - crunch-crunching
2003-10-07 - crista galli
2003-10-06 - block
2003-10-01 - author orgy
2003-09-29 - yup, that equals three thumbs
2003-09-23 - oh, look out, it's the crazy girl
2003-09-18 - bastards
2003-09-16 - rights
2003-09-15 - the allure of the chronic public inebriate
2003-09-13 - hell
2003-09-10 - what's on my mind
2003-09-03 - with removable brain
2003-09-01 - i heart maggie
2003-08-31 - sea breeze, pee please
2003-08-29 - stinky patch
2003-08-27 - five questions
2003-08-22 - www.whatdayisourdate.com
2003-08-20 - price and prejudice and kolaches
2003-08-18 - tassajara tummy
2003-08-12 - what not to wear
2003-08-07 - glum
2003-07-31 - wellies, fbi
2003-07-30 - day/night out
2003-07-26 - pooped
2003-07-23 - cyber dog
2003-07-21 - nothing
2003-07-16 - entertainment bliss
2003-07-15 - walrus hills
2003-07-09 - stinky, loungy feet
2003-07-07 - what to do?
2003-07-02 - no more hair
2003-07-01 - charlie's angels, machiavelli, notecard gift
2003-06-30 - tummy woes, part II
2003-06-29 - moving pride
2003-06-27 - goodbye
2003-06-27 - orla kiely purse
2003-06-25 - goth kitty
2003-06-20 - beautiful square
2003-06-18 - from bed
2003-06-16 - stop touching your penis!
2003-06-12 - fantagraphics
2003-06-11 - not counting
2003-06-09 - wireless klezmer
2003-06-03 - boys don't cry
2003-06-03 - espress yourself!
2003-06-01 - blue lake tri
2003-05-30 - cake porn
2003-05-28 - buttercream belly
2003-05-24 - fancy cheeses
2003-05-21 - ibook road trip
2003-05-21 - procrastinating, fascinating, masticating, exacerbating
2003-05-19 - doing, planning
2003-05-16 - like mariah carey, you know?
2003-05-14 - all rights reserved
2003-05-13 - isn't it time already?
2003-05-12 - and
2003-05-09 - at first i thought it was spelled phaze
2003-05-08 - whew
2003-05-08 - x-ray poo
2003-05-05 - also, my tummy hurts
2003-05-01 - green mouth
2003-04-30 - the bachelor/editor
2003-04-29 - use the buret, not the pipet
2003-04-27 - veggie combo
2003-04-24 - revelations (not the bible kind)
2003-04-24 - everything pink
2003-04-23 - little dribbler
2003-04-21 - bainbridge weekend
2003-04-17 - bajingo bajingo bajingo
2003-04-16 - the movie list
2003-04-16 - rate of rxn
2003-04-15 - baseball stamps
2003-04-14 - here, not here
2003-04-13 - soy cocoa, kale, grilled cheese, honey and donuts
2003-04-11 - foxy navel
2003-04-10 - barf day
2003-04-07 - the power glide
2003-04-07 - free and queasy
2003-04-05 - uh
2003-04-04 - my new car
2003-04-01 - girls on film
2003-03-29 - the queen of bitterlake
2003-03-28 - it's even worse than you might think
2003-03-27 - ganbatte!
2003-03-26 - suck it up
2003-03-24 - quick, hurry, no time
2003-03-20 - you're motoring!
2003-03-19 - irregardless, i'm still crampy
2003-03-18 - tears for my tyr
2003-03-17 - in short
2003-03-14 - mouth stitches
2003-03-12 - axolotl
2003-03-10 - interesting species
2003-03-10 - ma estomac est un trou d'enfer
2003-03-06 - tapioca lips
2003-03-05 - it is with great pleasure
2003-03-04 - vicoprofen stupor
2003-03-03 - semiarchly
2003-03-01 - i want to breathe
2003-02-26 - happy birthday to me
2003-02-24 - me and my mum
2003-02-21 - interview, headache, ak28
2003-02-19 - fred
2003-02-18 - joe ex-boyfriend
2003-02-17 - makeup statistics
2003-02-14 - coke pinky
2003-02-13 - i'm all about the banana
2003-02-11 - playland
2003-02-10 - sexy leg warmers
2003-02-07 - trtiritirit
2003-02-06 - meiosis
2003-02-05 - $5600 could buy me a car
2003-02-03 - back to where i belong
2003-01-31 - hmmmm
2003-01-31 - little fury things
2003-01-30 - and its desolate atmospherics are juxtaposed
2003-01-30 - earl grey
2003-01-29 - big fatty
2003-01-28 - worries
2003-01-24 - i didn't even win the charlie brown award
2003-01-24 - deception, fate, and rotten luck
2003-01-21 - oh yeah, and i have a killer sideache, too
2003-01-20 - the reflex
2003-01-17 - or maybe a creamsicle
2003-01-16 - what do you think you are doing?
2003-01-15 - lick it
2003-01-14 - races, pink bag
2003-01-13 - and i'm going to floss
2003-01-12 - such a night
2003-01-10 - i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want...
2003-01-09 - ...
2003-01-09 - drinks i have known
2003-01-09 - a tzimmes jew
2003-01-07 - arajane and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
2003-01-06 - there are severed head in golden gate park
2003-01-05 - and i'm still tired
2003-01-04 - birthday dinner
2003-01-03 - happy birthday, c
2002-12-30 - sickos
2002-12-28 - fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars
2002-12-26 - chococat, drum
2002-12-26 - get the party started
2002-12-23 - xoxoxo
2002-12-21 - purple toe
2002-12-20 - hot damn!
2002-12-18 - this is why you never date people you work with...
2002-12-17 - officially old
2002-12-15 - swimming, party
2002-12-13 - imagine the craftabilities
2002-12-12 - do a little wiggle, make a little jiggle
2002-12-11 - fans
2002-12-09 - no solace in anthony lane
2002-12-09 - four parts
2002-12-06 - pinot noir dress
2002-12-05 - hey, wait, i'm still a kid
2002-12-05 - and to make it worse...
2002-12-05 - blahahbhahbhablkhlkd
2002-12-04 - no, not like michael jackson
2002-12-03 - overdue
2002-11-30 - doubt
2002-11-27 - working on the night moves...
2002-11-26 - no time to think of a subject... i have to pee!
2002-11-25 - my weekend story
2002-11-20 - drummer
2002-11-18 - yin yang starbucks
2002-11-16 - me and my cat
2002-11-15 - more pain
2002-11-14 - a tale of my uti
2002-11-12 - big hair
2002-11-10 - all i do the whole night through is dream of you
2002-11-08 - drinky drinky
2002-11-07 - justifying
2002-11-06 - happy ending
2002-11-05 - reversion
2002-11-04 - short and sweet
2002-11-01 - flu shot spaz
2002-10-31 - the origami jack jam is on
2002-10-30 - blister, conditioner
2002-10-28 - evil pumpkin, sad pumpkin
2002-10-28 - cookie meeting
2002-10-26 - kiss, run, drink
2002-10-24 - day off
2002-10-23 - lunch, kissing, furry
2002-10-22 - something better
2002-10-21 - antiphilitron
2002-10-18 - pleasant surprise
2002-10-17 - inside out
2002-10-16 - oatmeal note
2002-10-13 - europe photos
2002-10-12 - i'm done
2002-10-09 - sammy
2002-10-07 - it's a ring-a-ding-ding delight
2002-10-02 - this used to be my sugar-free hot chocolate playground
2002-10-01 - i am not a sweater
2002-09-30 - sweater vest
2002-09-29 - good day
2002-09-27 - ara jane? she's a bitch.
2002-09-25 - ukulele occasional
2002-09-25 - initializing
2002-09-24 - shot through the heart, and you're to blame
2002-09-23 - i took four planes and not one of them crashed!
2002-09-10 - pfeffermintz!
2002-09-10 - it's raining in altenstadt
2002-09-09 - -
2002-09-06 - tipsy talking
2002-09-05 - uiuiuiuiui
2002-09-04 - teddy bear
2002-09-03 - another tale of poo
2002-08-29 - take me away
2002-08-28 - postcards
2002-08-28 - sugar's sweet, so is she
2002-08-27 - the best feeling in my poor world
2002-08-26 - and more...
2002-08-26 - this isn't all of what i originally wrote... let's hear it for self-censorship!
2002-08-23 - who knows the difference between red and white wine?
2002-08-23 - what i'd really like to do right now is take a nap
2002-08-22 - rudder
2002-08-21 - tennis europe hosher knitting baby
2002-08-20 - my european vacation
2002-08-19 - the things we do
2002-08-14 - boy pants
2002-08-14 - kickstand
2002-08-13 - cheaper by the dozen
2002-08-11 - skinned: a pictorial
2002-08-11 - skinned knee
2002-08-09 - doomed
2002-08-07 - nasty bloody crusty
2002-08-05 - kleen
2002-08-01 - lookee
2002-07-31 - je ne regrette rien
2002-07-30 - free pussy
2002-07-29 - let's hear it for second opinions
2002-07-26 - poo bag
2002-07-24 - more tummy woes
2002-07-24 - birthday, tummy ache
2002-07-23 - i grew up on an island
2002-07-22 - haunts
2002-07-19 - seattle public tennis courts
2002-07-18 - the wind in my town is a thin milky color
2002-07-17 - the tender trap
2002-07-16 - haiku, bite you, bike new, fight poo
2002-07-16 - seattle, mon amour
2002-07-15 - forward stop refresh
2002-07-14 - love love
2002-07-12 - raw power
2002-07-11 - bob seger + tintin = 80s summer fun
2002-07-10 - i heart howard hesseman
2002-07-09 - pussy label
2002-07-08 - ramble on, class of 92
2002-07-03 - ceci n'est pas un diary
2002-07-02 - everything's japanese
2002-07-01 - viva la postcard
2002-06-28 - haircut, boozy fruits, rotary auction
2002-06-27 - wound catalog
2002-06-26 - cornmeal cat
2002-06-25 - popsicle stick
2002-06-24 - queer is funny!
2002-06-24 - blah and more blah
2002-06-21 - today is a very special day
2002-06-19 - the soul still burns...
2002-06-18 - ak28 rocks the house
2002-06-17 - baahhhh
2002-06-14 - haze
2002-06-13 - autism, cows, chem final, flip-flops
2002-06-11 - masquerade
2002-06-10 - i've got my love to keep me warm
2002-06-07 - 10 year reunion
2002-06-07 - buenas nuevas chapel
2002-06-06 - my special talent
2002-06-05 - england dream
2002-06-04 - big fat check
2002-06-03 - if i had a daughter, i'd name her minnoes (pronounced mee-noosh)
2002-05-31 - i often overcook things
2002-05-30 - summer camp dream
2002-05-30 - i have a question
2002-05-29 - veggie corndogs vs. excel email
2002-05-28 - squalane
2002-05-24 - squirmy inside
2002-05-23 - i despise myself for writing about both of these things
2002-05-22 - bliss
2002-05-21 - green green green
2002-05-20 - three mortifying things
2002-05-20 - a weekend of fire, poo, underwear, condos, movies, and pudding
2002-05-17 - fuck, marry, kill
2002-05-16 - incidentally
2002-05-15 - v drunk
2002-05-15 - boo hoo!
2002-05-14 - today is good because i still have all my hair
2002-05-13 - mom and me
2002-05-10 - we can't wait to see how consumers respond to 'nsync being in the fruit snacks aisle
2002-05-09 - cursive letter
2002-05-08 - so far...
2002-05-07 - soy diatribe
2002-05-06 - list
2002-05-06 - creme de corps
2002-05-03 - the glasses make the girl
2002-05-03 - looking at you while troubles are fleeing, i'm admiring the view 'cause it's you i'm seeing
2002-05-02 - the good, the bad, and the polyp
2002-04-30 - dook dook dook
2002-04-30 - i'd stand under your window and play "looking at you" on the accordion just for you
2002-04-29 - the bikram yoga saga
2002-04-26 - three things
2002-04-25 - big mistake
2002-04-25 - the way of the pilgrim
2002-04-24 - pitter-patter pitter-patter
2002-04-24 - how i felt yesterday for that fleeting minute that felt like an hour
2002-04-23 - how i get to work in the morning
2002-04-22 - kwyjibo
2002-04-19 - lessons learned
2002-04-17 - paul newman, you sick, sick bastard
2002-04-16 - lunch pictures
2002-04-16 - i'm beginning to think it will never stop raining
2002-04-15 - i'm not done yet
2002-04-15 - why eating pudding fresh out of the oven is the best thing on earth
2002-04-14 - there's something nasty on my bed
2002-04-14 - something about work and love, which is probably very boring
2002-04-12 - knickers, duck-child, short girl, beetle
2002-04-11 - a discourse on plum pudding
2002-04-10 - delicious
2002-04-09 - lucky pennies don't always work
2002-04-08 - i have a few things to say about work
2002-04-08 - a few good words
2002-04-07 - summary of said saturday afternoon, including pretty paper and a gay boy who likes boobs
2002-04-06 - my big plans for a saturday afternoon
2002-04-05 - this is me
2002-04-05 - collisions with other creatures will destroy you
2002-04-05 - reverse morning
2002-04-04 - felt so good
2002-04-04 - earnest and sweet
2002-04-03 - baby carrots
2002-04-03 - la la la
2002-04-02 - i'm winter
2002-04-02 - and you?
2002-04-01 - ikea stupor
2002-03-26 - beh
2002-03-21 - te amo ojos
2002-03-20 - snow snow snow
2002-03-19 - little packages for all
2002-03-18 - dreamy, sleepy
2002-03-15 - perverse female elvis
2002-03-14 - flonase = happiness
2002-03-14 - gimme some drugs
2002-03-13 - stinky stinky
2002-03-12 - holga!
2002-03-11 - all ass
2002-03-11 - beeline, my ass
2002-03-08 - publix hotel
2002-03-07 - kiki's candyland
2002-03-06 - busses i know
2002-03-05 - lazy and uncreative
2002-03-05 - the slope
2002-03-04 - softly, softly catchee monkey
2002-03-01 - tongue
2002-02-28 - hangnail
2002-02-26 - rape rock vs. broom handle