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pussy label // 2002-07-09

excuse me while i amuse myself by scanning things from my wallet. godamn if this isn't funny, though.

some more phrases that sound like euphemisms but really aren't:

• flip the mattress
• lube my chain
• sheer the sheep

this morning i woke up early and went swimming at the Y. whoa! what fun. if you haven't tried swimming in the morning before, you really should because it's the bee's knees.

before // after