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cleanliness and poopliness // 2005-03-15

i am very clean. since i started cramming for finals last weekend, i've taken two, maybe three showers/baths a day. i've been either very cold or in a stupor, and a bath/shower solves both of these problems nicely. i just got out of a bath (driven primarily by the fact that i've been freezing all day), where i enjoyed a beer and quizzed myself for medical chinese with my flashcards. i can recognize characters all right, but remembering the tone marks is a major problem for me. and now that i'm semi-drunk, that may be even more of a problem.

so far, five finals down, four more to go. plus a paper due tomorrow for pharmacology on a topic i know very little about. so if anyone wants to help me out with treatment protocols for diabetic neuropathy and pharmacokinetics/pharmacodynamics of various drugs, please... help! i tend to be good at writing papers, but that's mostly because i can bluff my way through them. i'm not so sure about this one.

i sort of realized just a few minutes ago that nearly every joke i want to make revolves around poop or asses. and then i censor myself and maybe, like, a third of the time i'll make the joke and keep the rest of the thoughts to myself. but according to c, poop and asses are all i talk about. i'm sure freud would have something to say about that, but whatever, it's funny.

oh, and what happened, mario? is the show even worth watching now? not really. will i watch it anyway? yes.

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